With Marathon Just Days Away, Nothing Can Stop Highly Trained Runner Now Except Minor Cold, Sprained Ankle, or Any of a Dozen Other Common Chance Occurrences
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2023 NYC Marathon Lottery Winners to Get Choice of 1 Mile Per Year Over 26 Years or One-Time Payout of 26 Miles
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It’s uncertain whether other World Marathon Majors events will follow suit.
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Cocky Kipchoge Pauses Halfway Through Berlin Marathon for Haircut
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Defending champ skips shampoo and rinse.
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Driver Who Broke Runner’s Spine in Three Places Praised for Waiting Around Until Help Arrived
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Police, local reporters applaud motorist for “remaining on the scene.”
Read MoreMan Spends Final 8 Miles of Marathon Regretting Every Decision That Led to Final 8 Miles of Marathon
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Every step is a painful reminder of runner’s folly.
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Local Man Used to Run, But Then, You Know, His Knees
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Septuagenarian gestures vaguely in direction of joints.
Read MoreLocal Woman Crosses ‘Develop Lasting Love of Running That Will Yield Lifetime of Mental, Physical, and Emotional Benefits’ Off Her Bucket List
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Birthday prompts 30-year-old to “go for it.”
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Local Runner Snags Ultra-Rare 'Runner's World Number 1' at Yard Sale
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Highly prized issue dates from 1886, may be worth thousands.
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‘Mommy Is a Better Parent When She Has a Chance to Go Running,’ Woman Tells Children in Thinly Veiled Threat
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Implication is clear, sources say, to kids and to husband.
Read MoreEmbarrassed Runner Thought Everyone at Marathon Would Be Wearing a Costume
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Whimsical SpongeBob facade hides face of “mortified” local runner.
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Local Runner Heads Out at 6 a.m. to Beat the Heat Symptomatic of a Climate Crisis Poised to Turn the Planet Irrevocably Into an Uninhabitable Hellscape
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“It’s good to get it done early,” says woman.
Read MoreMost Bodies That Local Jogger Sees AREN'T Dead, Upbeat Therapist Tells Local Jogger
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Psychologist tries to put trauma in perspective.
Read MoreGood Samaritan Shoots Pistol-Wielding Man at Track Meet
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Police laud spectator’s quick thinking.
Read MoreMotorist Experiences Minor Inconvenience
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