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September 30, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #64: 'Play'

September 30, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #64: 'Play'

“MAKE-BELIEVE STREETS ARE MADE FOR TOY CARS!”

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September 30, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Children, Motorists, Pedestrian safety, Parenthood, Rage
August 24, 2022

‘Mommy Is a Better Parent When She Has a Chance to Go Running,’ Woman Tells Children in Thinly Veiled Threat

August 24, 2022/ Mark Remy
‘Mommy Is a Better Parent When She Has a Chance to Go Running,’ Woman Tells Children in Thinly Veiled Threat

Implication is clear, sources say, to kids and to husband.

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August 24, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News
Parenthood, Mental health, Children, Kids, Implicit threats
May 09, 2022

Flying Pig Marathon Announces 'Stringent New Measures' in Response to Recent Backlash

May 09, 2022/ Mark Remy
Flying Pig Marathon Announces 'Stringent New Measures' in Response to Recent Backlash

Future participants must be “this tall,” organizers say.

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May 09, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Flying Pig Marathon, Children, Kids, Online firestorm, High, Controversy
April 27, 2020

Adorable Child Still Believes in Tooth Fairy, Unicorns, 2020 Fall Marathons

April 27, 2020/ Mark Remy
Adorable Child Still Believes in Tooth Fairy, Unicorns, 2020 Fall Marathons

Girl’s faith “cute” but also heartbreaking, says father.

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April 27, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Children, Childlike wonder, Unicorns, Tooth fairy, Marathons, Coronavirus, COVID-19
June 26, 2018

Full-Grown Man Demolishes Child in Sprint for 5K Finish Line

June 26, 2018/ Mark Remy
Full-Grown Man Demolishes Child in Sprint for 5K Finish Line

Five-year-old “never stood a chance,” spectator says.

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June 26, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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5K, Racing, Children
April 11, 2018

Ask Dr. Dumb: Runners vs. Little Girls on Bikes

April 11, 2018/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Runners vs. Little Girls on Bikes

A legal case out of Canada offers a few lessons.

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April 11, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Real, Satire, News
Cycling, Girls, Children, Lawyer, Sue
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