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January 31, 2024

Trump Blasts U.S. Olympic Marathon Trials as ‘Politically Motivated’

January 31, 2024/ Mark Remy
Trump Blasts U.S. Olympic Marathon Trials as ‘Politically Motivated’

Former president excoriates non-existent judge.

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January 31, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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Olympic Marathon Trials, Donald Trump, Mental health, Justice
August 24, 2022

‘Mommy Is a Better Parent When She Has a Chance to Go Running,’ Woman Tells Children in Thinly Veiled Threat

August 24, 2022/ Mark Remy
‘Mommy Is a Better Parent When She Has a Chance to Go Running,’ Woman Tells Children in Thinly Veiled Threat

Implication is clear, sources say, to kids and to husband.

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August 24, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Parenthood, Mental health, Children, Kids, Implicit threats
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