Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Defuse and deflect hot-button issues with these verbal diversions. Read More
Local man expects foot race, instead finds year’s hottest deals. Read More
Choose your routes wisely. Read More
Waterfowl from viral video alienates entire barnyard. Read More
Lather, rinse, repeat. Read More
Oblivious out-of-towners annoy hundreds. Read More
Pre-race anxiety is no joke. Read More
Exemption rankles purists, delights vaccine holdouts. Read More
Longtime runner says she’s doing this one “for something bigger.” Read More
Need a last-minute idea that will flummox your friends? Look no further! Read More
Local man maintains laser-like focus despite warm gestures. Read More
Authorities urge onlookers to avoid doting duo. Read More
Audacious quest is “bogus,” says anonymous whistleblower. Read More
“Ashley and Dan will probably sleep through all of those start times, in Ashley’s bed, since they’ll have been up all night doing it.” Read More
Tentative exploration will quickly lead to full-blown passion, straight male runner assumes. Read More
Man crushes opening 0.0024% of race. Read More
One day closer to a new age group. Read More
Victim is in stable condition. Read More
