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January 08, 2024

Sex the Night Before a Marathon Is Fine, Says National Association of Horny Marathoners

January 08, 2024/ Mark Remy
Sex the Night Before a Marathon Is Fine, Says National Association of Horny Marathoners

“In fact, it’s great,” group reports.

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January 08, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Sex, Marathons, Research, Hot action
October 06, 2021

Barred From Kissing Boston Marathoners, Wellesley Students Will Instead Kiss Each Other, Playfully at First, According to Man’s Imagination

October 06, 2021/ Mark Remy
Barred From Kissing Boston Marathoners, Wellesley Students Will Instead Kiss Each Other, Playfully at First, According to Man’s Imagination

Tentative exploration will quickly lead to full-blown passion, straight male runner assumes.

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October 06, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Boston Marathon, Wellesley, COVID-19, Coronavirus, Hot action
July 20, 2020

Adults-Only Phone Line Promises Runners ‘Hot Marathon Action’ at $1.99 Per Minute

July 20, 2020/ Mark Remy
Adults-Only Phone Line Promises Runners ‘Hot Marathon Action’ at $1.99 Per Minute

1-900-CORRAL-ME staffed by out-of-work race directors “waiting for your call.”

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July 20, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Adults only, 900 number, Marathons, Social distancing, Phone, Hot action
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