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April 16, 2025

Report: Boston-Bound Runner Is All ‘Hopkinton This’ and ‘Wellesley That,’ Blah Blah Blah

April 16, 2025/ Mark Remy
Report: Boston-Bound Runner Is All ‘Hopkinton This’ and ‘Wellesley That,’ Blah Blah Blah

List of marathon-related references nearly exhausted.

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April 16, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Boston Marathon, Hopkinton, Wellesley
April 15, 2024

Shy Boston Marathoner Waits for Wellesley Student to Make First Move

April 15, 2024/ Mark Remy
Shy Boston Marathoner Waits for Wellesley Student to Make First Move

Runner is losing precious minutes as he dithers.

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April 15, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Boston Marathon, Wellesley, Kiss, Shyness
October 06, 2021

Barred From Kissing Boston Marathoners, Wellesley Students Will Instead Kiss Each Other, Playfully at First, According to Man’s Imagination

October 06, 2021/ Mark Remy
Barred From Kissing Boston Marathoners, Wellesley Students Will Instead Kiss Each Other, Playfully at First, According to Man’s Imagination

Tentative exploration will quickly lead to full-blown passion, straight male runner assumes.

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October 06, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Boston Marathon, Wellesley, COVID-19, Coronavirus, Hot action
April 16, 2019

Friends Worried About Wellesley Student Still Screaming at Road

April 16, 2019/ Mark Remy
Friends Worried About Wellesley Student Still Screaming at Road

Long after Boston Marathon finish, one spectator remains on course.

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April 16, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Satire
Boston Marathon, Wellesley, Scream Tunnel, Racing
April 11, 2017

Pence Warns Boston Marathon Runners of 'Wicked' Wellesley

April 11, 2017/ Mark Remy
Pence Warns Boston Marathon Runners of 'Wicked' Wellesley

The VP sees undue temptation in a marathon tradition.

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April 11, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Mike Pence, Boston Marathon, Wellesley, Scream Tunnel, Kiss
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