Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
“They all look so good,” says dithering man. Read More
Hyper-dramatic music adds element of suspense. Read More
Contradiction eludes self-styled badass. Read More
No one sure how this will work. Read More
“Go ahead, on the house,” man tells curious stranger. Read More
Foot rolls in comically unnatural manner. Read More
With the blast shield down, local man can’t see a thing. Read More
Man’s legs must be freezing, woman announces. Read More
Phones fall to ground but are unharmed. Read More
Go ahead. Ask him about the dew point. Read More
Local runner hates moment, doesn’t want to be in it. Read More
Man makes peace with cards dealt him. Read More
Unexpected encounter makes urination difficult. Read More
Local man has it easy, say less-attractive runners. Read More
Today’s vehicles “about as dangerous as they can get,” says frustrated exec. Read More
In matters of love, local man finds smartwatch useless. Read More
Local seniors near the end. Read More
Are you ready to RAAAAWK? Read More
Advice completely ignores role of people operating huge, powerful machines. Read More
