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March 17, 2025

‘I Can’t Run Without Music,’ Says Man Who Labels Self UNSTOPPABLE

March 17, 2025/ Mark Remy
‘I Can’t Run Without Music,’ Says Man Who Labels Self UNSTOPPABLE

Contradiction eludes self-styled badass.

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March 17, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Motivation, Badass, Running with music, Tough
November 15, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #117: 'Fire'

November 15, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #117: 'Fire'

Well, she could. But it would be so boring!

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November 15, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Fire, Airpods, Ear, Running with music
June 28, 2023

New Fitness Craze Combines Running, Listening to World Around You

June 28, 2023/ Mark Remy
New Fitness Craze Combines Running, Listening to World Around You

“I heard so much stuff.”

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June 28, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Earbuds, Fads, Running with music, Podcasts, Awareness
June 29, 2020

Generous Runner Shares His Music With Everyone in 30-Foot Radius

June 29, 2020/ Mark Remy
Generous Runner Shares His Music With Everyone in 30-Foot Radius

Bluetooth speaker enables act of selflessness.

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June 29, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Running with music, Generosity, Bluetooth
September 11, 2019

New Program Trains Dogs to Deliver Music to Stranded Runners

September 11, 2019/ Mark Remy
New Program Trains Dogs to Deliver Music to Stranded Runners

Lost or hurt? Can’t live without your tunes? Sit tight—help is on the way.

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September 11, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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Dogs, Running with music, Emergencies, Lost
March 18, 2016

Studies Show Music Can Boost Your Running, Right Up to the Moment You're Struck by a Car That You Couldn't Hear

March 18, 2016/ Mark Remy
Studies Show Music Can Boost Your Running, Right Up to the Moment You're Struck by a Car That You Couldn't Hear

Anecdotal evidence appears to back this up.

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March 18, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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