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January 13, 2025

Macabre Metaphor Lost on Elderly Runners

January 13, 2025/ Mark Remy
Macabre Metaphor Lost on Elderly Runners

Local seniors near the end.

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January 13, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Elders, Seniors, Finish Line, Metaphors, Death
March 15, 2023

Speaker Using Marathon Metaphor Has Clearly Never Run a Marathon

March 15, 2023/ Mark Remy
Speaker Using Marathon Metaphor Has Clearly Never Run a Marathon

Man betrays ignorance to large audience.

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March 15, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Public speaking, Marathons, Metaphors
November 03, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #68: 'Furnace'

November 03, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #68: 'Furnace'

Fuel me once, shame on you…

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November 03, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Ice cream, Strudel, Fueling, Furnace, Metaphors
August 26, 2020

Man Can't Remember Last Time Wife Initiated a Run

August 26, 2020/ Mark Remy
Man Can't Remember Last Time Wife Initiated a Run

Local couple “used to run together every day.”

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August 26, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Motivation, Satire
Couple, Marriage, Desire, Metaphors
March 16, 2020

Virus on Baton Can’t Believe How Easy This Is

March 16, 2020/ Mark Remy
Virus on Baton Can’t Believe How Easy This Is

Pathogen recognizes aptness of metaphor.

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March 16, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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COVID-19, Coronavirus, Track meets, Baton, Metaphors, Disbelief
September 14, 2016

Slow-Moving Freight Trains Have a Lesson for Us All

September 14, 2016/ Mark Remy
Slow-Moving Freight Trains Have a Lesson for Us All

We like to think we are an irresistible force. And we are... until we meet a truly unmovable object.

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September 14, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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