Report: This Not Good
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Oh boy, Dumb Runner has learned, this isn’t good.
The news came early this morning from a local park, where an unnamed runner appeared to twist her right ankle, her foot rolling outward to a comically severe degree.
“Ow!” said the runner, according to several sources.
It remains unclear how the runner managed to roll her foot in such a dramatic way; she had been running at a pace described as “fairly slow and steady” on a smooth and level paved surface.
“Who knows how it happened, but man, I winced when I saw it,” said one witness, who requested anonymity. “I was like, Ooh, that’s not good.”
Other witnesses said they had similar reactions, with one noting that she heard a “really gnarly noise” as the runner’s foot rolled.
“Something like the sound you make when you bite into a stalk of celery,” she said. “All I could think was, Well, that’s not good.”
One horrified onlooker said that the injured runner, who could not be reached for comment, downplayed her injury.
“She looked right at me and said, It’s not that bad,” he said. “I replied, Well, maybe not—but it’s definitely not good.”
