Old-Fashioned Runner Saving Himself For Marathon He Really Loves
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Run in Snow Not the Delightful Romp Man Thought It Would Be
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Five-miler fails to transport local runner back to carefree childhood.
Read MoreQAnon Follower Struggles to Balance Marathon Training, Waging Existential War Against Satanic Cannibal Pedophiles of ‘Demoncrat’ Party
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“There are only so many hours in the day,” says busy mother of two.
Read MoreAngry Man Launches 7,000-Pound Missile
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Officials urge vulnerable road users to watch out for the weapon, identified as a black F-350 XLT.
Read MoreOrganizers of Schrödinger Marathon Say 2021 Race Is Canceled and Still On
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Runners struggle with apparent paradox.
Read MoreNew Running Partner Won’t Leave Like All the Others, Local Man Tells Self
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“You’ll be perfect,” whispers builder. “And you’ll never let me down.”
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For First Time Since 2017, Friends Complete Entire Run Without Mentioning You-Know-Who
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Local runners instead chat about work, pop culture, weekend plans.
Read MorePublic Can’t Decide Whether to Praise or Ridicule Runner Who Jumped in Lake to Save Dog That Turned Out to Be Stump
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Dark shape “sure looked like a dog to me,” says local man.
Read MoreRunner Caught Defecating in Gazebo Calls for Healing, Unity
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Fines or other penalties would only drive nation further apart, woman says.
Read More'So Far, So Good,' Says Trail Runner Trying Mushrooms for First Time
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Local runner seems pleased with initial results.
Read MoreDumb Runner Illustrated #9: 'Dry January'
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One more in a—how should I put this?—occasional series.
Read MoreShark Attacks on Runners Remained Flat in 2020, Report Says
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Three rumored incidents turn out to be baseless.
Read MoreDumb Runner Illustrated #8: 'Resolutions'
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That’s right: One more in an occasional series.
Read MoreINSPIRATIONAL: With All Her Races Canceled, She Abandoned Running and Took Up Cycling
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“Even when things look bleak,” says former runner, “there’s always a way through.”
Read MoreLocal Runners Can’t Believe How Easy It Was to Take Elderly Couple’s Hats
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Older married couple “barely resisted,” say longtime training partners.
Read MoreDumb Runner Illustrated #7: 'Can You Hold It?'
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You guessed it: One more in an occasional series.
Read MoreLocal Web Designer Suffers Severe Reaction to LetsRun.com Homepage
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Victim may never fully recover aesthetic sensibilities, doctors say.
Read MoreMan Fears Tweet About His Morning Run Already Lost in Today’s 24/7 News Cycle
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Local runner contends with firehose of content.
Read MoreNuun Calls Trials of Vaccine-Flavored Tablets 'Very Promising'
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