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February 01, 2021

Organizers of Schrödinger Marathon Say 2021 Race Is Canceled and Still On

February 01, 2021/ Mark Remy
Organizers of Schrödinger Marathon Say 2021 Race Is Canceled and Still On

Runners struggle with apparent paradox.

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February 01, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Schrödinger, Cats, Paradox, Marathons, Cancelation, COVID-19, Coronavirus
February 06, 2019

Ask Dr. Dumb: How to Survive a Mountain Lion Encounter

February 06, 2019/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: How to Survive a Mountain Lion Encounter

A recent news story raises a few questions.

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February 06, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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Mountain lion, Cats, News, Dr. Dumb
September 30, 2018

No One Sure What Runner's World Going For With Latest Cover

September 30, 2018/ Mark Remy
No One Sure What Runner's World Going For With Latest Cover

With November issue, decades-old publication takes a cryptic turn.

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September 30, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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Runner's World, Magazine covers, Magazines, Cats
February 23, 2016

Kitten Runs Marathon to Raise Awareness of Own Cuteness

February 23, 2016/ Mark Remy
Kitten Runs Marathon to Raise Awareness of Own Cuteness

"Oh my God," say runners, staff, and spectators. "That is so cute."

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