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January 22, 2024

SAD! This Senior Runner Was Stuck Like This for Hours, and Nobody Offered to Help

January 22, 2024/ Mark Remy
SAD! This Senior Runner Was Stuck Like This for Hours, and Nobody Offered to Help

Woman’s pleas for help are ignored.

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January 22, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Seniors, Good Samaritan, Stretching, Distraction
February 19, 2021

Dumb Runner Illustrated #11: 'Stretching'

February 19, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #11: 'Stretching'

One more comic in a series of comics!

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February 19, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Stretching, Science
January 01, 2021

Dumb Runner Illustrated #8: 'Resolutions'

January 01, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #8: 'Resolutions'

That’s right: One more in an occasional series.

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January 01, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, New Year, Stretching
April 26, 2017

5 Stretches You Should Never Do

April 26, 2017/ Mark Remy
5 Stretches You Should Never Do

And what you can do instead.

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April 26, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Stretching, Never
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