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May 08, 2023

‘Running Before Work Gives Me Energy All Day Long,’ Says Man Everyone Hates

May 08, 2023/ Mark Remy
‘Running Before Work Gives Me Energy All Day Long,’ Says Man Everyone Hates

“Oh, God,” says officemate. “Here he comes.”

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May 08, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Guy you work with, Morning run, Hate
March 21, 2022

U.S. Senate Abandons Daylight Saving Plan, Citing Tweet from Guy Who Runs in the Morning

March 21, 2022/ Mark Remy
U.S. Senate Abandons Daylight Saving Plan, Citing Tweet from Guy Who Runs in the Morning

“Sunshine Protection Act” would have made daylight saving time permanent.

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March 21, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Morning run, Twitter, Politics, Daylight Saving Time
December 15, 2021

Guy Who Didn’t Want to Get Out of Bed for 6 a.m. Run But Did It Anyway Named Time Person of the Year

December 15, 2021/ Mark Remy
Guy Who Didn’t Want to Get Out of Bed for 6 a.m. Run But Did It Anyway Named Time Person of the Year

Magazine “breaks the mold” with surprising choice.

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December 15, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Morning run, Person of the Year, Time magazine, Media
December 14, 2020

Man Fears Tweet About His Morning Run Already Lost in Today’s 24/7 News Cycle

December 14, 2020/ Mark Remy
Man Fears Tweet About His Morning Run Already Lost in Today’s 24/7 News Cycle

Local runner contends with firehose of content.

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December 14, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Morning run, News, Social media, 24/7 news cycle
November 23, 2020

High-Stakes Gambler Goes for Morning Run Without Pooping First

November 23, 2020/ Mark Remy
High-Stakes Gambler Goes for Morning Run Without Pooping First

“I live life on the edge,” says local runner.

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November 23, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Poop, Gambling, Morning run
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