Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Powerful microscopes reveal text deep in website’s footer. Read More
Answer: Probably. But don’t panic! As always, we’re here to help. Read More
Man behind “All Cyclists Are Smug, Entitled Assholes” declares innocent intentions. Read More
“Have you forgotten our arrangement?” asks strange little man. Read More
Fifth-place finisher calls decision ”foolish” in hindsight. Read More
Long after Boston Marathon finish, one spectator remains on course. Read More
Hopkinton nowhere in sight as passengers grow nervous. Read More
“What, again ?” says one runner. “Are you f***ing kidding me?” Read More
Doctors say man may eventually regain use of legs. Read More
Reps for GU, KT Tape, and The Stick last seen Saturday. Read More
“What the hell was I thinking?” runner asks self. Read More
Ill effects range from ruined knees to heart attack, group says. Read More
Woman discovers “wee man” just before St. Patrick’s Day. Read More
Local infant is immobilized and rocketed through alien landscape. Read More
Woman unsure she’ll ever earn unlimited access to partner’s inner self. Read More
California man is stable but unresponsive. Read More
And that’s a conservative number. Read More
A recent news story raises a few questions. Read More
Just so you know. Read More
“Ow!” says local runner. Read More
