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February 09, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #98: 'Shirt'

February 09, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #98: 'Shirt'

“Fine, I’ll take a medium.”

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February 09, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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Comics, Marathons, Shirt, Environment, Waste, Expo
July 10, 2020

Virtual Race Expo Gives Local Runner Chance to Navigate Dense Virtual Crowd to Purchase Official $18 Shot Glass

July 10, 2020/ Mark Remy
Virtual Race Expo Gives Local Runner Chance to Navigate Dense Virtual Crowd to Purchase Official $18 Shot Glass

“Wow,” says man from living room. “It’s like I’m there.”

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July 10, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Virtual race, Expo, Coronavirus, COVID-19
April 03, 2019

3 Vendors Still Missing in Barkley Marathons 32,000-Acre Unmarked Race Expo

April 03, 2019/ Mark Remy
3 Vendors Still Missing in Barkley Marathons 32,000-Acre Unmarked Race Expo

Reps for GU, KT Tape, and The Stick last seen Saturday.

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April 03, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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Barkley Marathons, Expo, Lost
May 05, 2017

Runners Hit 'Breaking2' Marathon Expo

May 05, 2017/ Mark Remy
Runners Hit 'Breaking2' Marathon Expo

Elites grab their race packets and enjoy free CLIF samples.

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May 05, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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