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May 08, 2025

Dumb Runner Illustrated #128: 'Break'

May 08, 2025/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #128: 'Break'

You are not alone.

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May 08, 2025/ Mark Remy/
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Comics, Insanity, Current events, Coping mechanism, Friends, Politics
March 10, 2019

'Sometimes It's Like You Have a Paywall Around Your Heart,' Girlfriend Tells Runner's World Editor

March 10, 2019/ Mark Remy
'Sometimes It's Like You Have a Paywall Around Your Heart,' Girlfriend Tells Runner's World Editor

Woman unsure she’ll ever earn unlimited access to partner’s inner self.

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March 10, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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Runner's World, Paywall, Relationships, Current events, Premium content, Heartbreak, Love
September 24, 2018

7 Images of Rod Rosenstein's Face Photoshopped Onto Runners' Bodies That We're Publishing In a Desperate Attempt to Seem Relevant

September 24, 2018/ Mark Remy
7 Images of Rod Rosenstein's Face Photoshopped Onto Runners' Bodies That We're Publishing In a Desperate Attempt to Seem Relevant

Look, just click the link, OK?

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September 24, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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Current events, Rod Rosentein, Desperation, Relevance, Clickbait
May 30, 2018

Ask Dr. Dumb: Will Ambien Make Me a Racist Runner?

May 30, 2018/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Will Ambien Make Me a Racist Runner?

The popular sleeping drug is in the news. Here’s what you need to know.

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May 30, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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Ambien, Racism, Current events, Pharmaceuticals, Side effects, Meds, Dr. Dumb
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