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Local man will “go with his gut” in deciding whether applicants get in. Read More
This calls for an all-nighter! Read More
“qeylIS 'oH mIwvam'e',” says man. Read More
His powers of rationalization are superhuman! Read More
Less profanity, for one thing. Read More
Local man unaware of things he’s unaware of. Read More
“I mean, come on,” says woman’s daughter. Read More
Just say “about five” and move on. Read More
They really are beautiful creatures. Read More
“It’s not ideal,” says local woman, “but I’ve gotta get my miles in.” Read More
Planet-destroying truck nearly destroys planet-loving man. Read More
Septuagenarian poses in nothing but a pair of GEL-KAYANOs. Read More
Also, he hates treadmills. Read More
Retelling of recent marathon becomes its own test of endurance. Read More
“Not even a raised eyebrow,” reports man. Read More
Local man shares thoughts at 45 mph. Read More
This could go one of two ways. Read More
“I heard so much stuff .” Read More
Canine “cannot believe her good fortune.” Read More
