December 04, 2020

Dumb Runner Illustrated #6: 'Bike Lane'

December 04, 2020/ Mark Remy

One more in an occasional series.

November 23, 2020

High-Stakes Gambler Goes for Morning Run Without Pooping First

November 23, 2020/ Mark Remy

“I live life on the edge,” says local runner.

November 20, 2020

Dumb Runner Illustrated #5: 'Marathon PR'

November 20, 2020/ Mark Remy

Yet another in an occasional series.

November 18, 2020

Longtime Friends Don't Let Political Differences Interfere With Their Running, Because They Haven't Spoken in 18 Months

November 18, 2020/ Mark Remy

“It’s really worked out well,” says local woman.

November 16, 2020

Runner’s Roommate Could Do Marathon If She Really Wanted To

November 16, 2020/ Mark Remy

“All you need to do is just keep going, right?” muses local woman.

November 09, 2020

No One Sure If Guy Running in Rain Is Tough or Just Dumb

November 09, 2020/ Mark Remy

Opinions vary among local residents.

November 06, 2020

Dumb Runner Illustrated #4: 'Urgent Text'

November 06, 2020/ Mark Remy

Another in an occasional series.

October 29, 2020

Guy Dressed as Canadian Marathoner Reid Coolsaet Annoyed That No One Gets His Costume

October 29, 2020/ Mark Remy

“Who else could I be?” asks exasperated transplant.

October 23, 2020

Dumb Runner Illustrated #3: 'New Shoes'

October 23, 2020/ Mark Remy

Third in an occasional series.

October 21, 2020

Guy Who Just Took Up Running Still Has That New Runner Smell

October 21, 2020/ Mark Remy

Intoxicating scent attracts others.

October 09, 2020

Dumb Runner Illustrated #2: 'Maybe There's an App'

October 09, 2020/ Mark Remy

Second in an occasional series.

October 05, 2020

White House Doctor Admits Trump Did Not 'Snag Top 10 Finish' in London Marathon

October 05, 2020/ Mark Remy

Conley walks back upbeat statement from previous news conference.

September 30, 2020

Ultra Runner Ultra Injured

September 30, 2020/ Mark Remy

Extreme athlete “not interested in small challenges.”

September 28, 2020

‘OK, That’s Pretty Cute,’ Local Runner Thinks Just Before Impact

September 28, 2020/ Mark Remy

Terrier provides moment of levity as man loses consciousness.

September 16, 2020

Local Woman Loves to Run on Trails, Where It’s Just Her, Nature, and the Constant Simmering Rage and Despair That Is Everyone’s New Normal

September 16, 2020/ Mark Remy

“It’s my ‘me time,’” says runner.

September 14, 2020

Man’s Virtual Boston Marathon Just Like the Real Thing If the Real Thing Were a September Event Held in Kansas and Had One Participant Whose Name Was Gordon

September 14, 2020/ Mark Remy

“Always a thrill to run Boston,” says veteran marathoner.

September 09, 2020

Lab Test Reveals Local Runner Is Actually a Jogger

September 09, 2020/ Mark Remy

Woman says she’ll “need time to process this.”

September 08, 2020

Running Elder Tells Youngsters of Things Called ‘Marathons’

September 08, 2020/ Mark Remy

Spellbound children hear tales of large, phlegm-filled gatherings.

September 02, 2020

Eulogy Glosses Over Runner’s Pathetic PRs

September 02, 2020/ Mark Remy

Also left unmentioned: Deceased’s numerous DNFs.

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