Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
“Go ahead, on the house,” man tells curious stranger. Read More
Foot rolls in comically unnatural manner. Read More
With the blast shield down, local man can’t see a thing. Read More
Man’s legs must be freezing, woman announces. Read More
Phones fall to ground but are unharmed. Read More
Go ahead. Ask him about the dew point. Read More
Local runner hates moment, doesn’t want to be in it. Read More
Man makes peace with cards dealt him. Read More
Unexpected encounter makes urination difficult. Read More
Local man has it easy, say less-attractive runners. Read More
Today’s vehicles “about as dangerous as they can get,” says frustrated exec. Read More
In matters of love, local man finds smartwatch useless. Read More
Local seniors near the end. Read More
Are you ready to RAAAAWK? Read More
Advice completely ignores role of people operating huge, powerful machines. Read More
Local woman unsure whether to give up drinking, or running, or both. Read More
Local woman has no idea how much “progress” she’s made. Read More
In a year of dumb content, these were the least objectionable. Read More
Some of the runs are as short as eight miles! Read More
