Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Introducing a NEW visual feature that you may or may not enjoy! Read More
Local septuagenarian scoffs at last-minute decision. Read More
This is why you make a list. Read More
Our resident language expert unpacks a persistent puzzle. Read More
Repeated calls to front desk fail to stop noise. Read More
Local man will “go with his gut” in deciding whether applicants get in. Read More
This calls for an all-nighter! Read More
Second place finisher to receive steak knives. Read More
“qeylIS 'oH mIwvam'e',” says man. Read More
His powers of rationalization are superhuman! Read More
The short answer is “yes.” The longer answer is “yesssssssss.” Read More
Local woman continues habit despite harmful consequences. Read More
Less profanity, for one thing. Read More
For nearly eight years now, I’ve been publishing goofy stuff on this website. But sometimes, life intrudes. Read More
Local man unaware of things he’s unaware of. Read More
“I mean, come on,” says woman’s daughter. Read More
Just say “about five” and move on. Read More
Voice from portable toilet contradicts green indicator on door. Read More
They really are beautiful creatures. Read More
“It’s not ideal,” says local woman, “but I’ve gotta get my miles in.” Read More
