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Pathogen recognizes aptness of metaphor. Read More
“Oh come on!” says exasperated man. Read More
Out-of-competition testing also detects presence of sick beats. Read More
Man joins banter, masking ignorance of topic. Read More
Global health agency diverts funds, personnel to address new challenge. Read More
Longtime race director regrets scheduling snafu. Read More
“They’re super expensive!” says increasingly frantic world champion. Read More
Makers of trucks and SUVs point to spike in deaths, injuries. Read More
Jokester amuses self, others with wry observation. Read More
Advocacy groups applaud “common sense” legislation. Read More
Driver balances hostility with constructive criticism. Read More
Washed-up detritus stands in contrast with moment of balletic grace. Read More
Calculate your RunWorth™ score and you’ll know exactly where you stand. Read More
Don’t ask me why, but you guys seemed to love these. Read More
“It’s all proceeding according to plan,” says Prince of Darkness. Read More
Man in viral video explains his actions. Read More
Never fear, same sources say—they are here to help. Read More
Odd behavior, slurred speech preceded collapse, witnesses say. Read More
How dumb are you, nameless runner? You so dumb… Read More
At sports gear giant’s global headquarters, assistant VP ready to face the day. Read More
