14 'You So Dumb...' Jokes for Runners
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You so dumb, you think intermittent fasting is a kind of speedwork.
You so dumb, every time you do a fartlek, you say "excuse me."
You so dumb, you don't run on singletrack because you're married.
You so dumb, you once tried to exchange a bib number because you thought the whole thing was printed upside down.
You so dumb, you walked into a Honey Bucket to see if they had free samples of honey.
You so dumb, you have to stop during track workouts to ask for directions.
You so dumb, you think USATF is a branch of the military.
You so dumb, you had to Google “Where is the Chicago Marathon?”
You so dumb, can never find your race results because you search for “me.”
You so dumb, you wonder why so many people tell you that running is bad for your niece.
You so dumb, before your first 5K you went shopping for metric running shoes.
You so dumb, you spent hours searching the internet for loose-fitting compression socks.
You so dumb, you think “Timing Matt” is a race volunteer and can’t understand why anyone would want to cross him.
You so dumb, you keep signing up for marathons.
