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December 22, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #95: 'Misfits'

December 22, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #95: 'Misfits'

WE’RE ALL MISFITS.

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December 22, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire, Gear
Christmas, Gear, Nostalgia, Misfits, Lost, Jelly
December 18, 2019

Satan Pleased With Success of ‘Holiday Run’ Campaign

December 18, 2019/ Mark Remy
Satan Pleased With Success of ‘Holiday Run’ Campaign

“It’s all proceeding according to plan,” says Prince of Darkness.

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December 18, 2019/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Holidays, Christmas, Satan, Devil, Underworld, Skype, God, Jesus
December 23, 2018

Gift-Giving Aunt Hopes You're 'Still Into Jogging'

December 23, 2018/ Mark Remy
Gift-Giving Aunt Hopes You're 'Still Into Jogging'

Aging relative awaits reaction to Christmas present.

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December 23, 2018/ Mark Remy/
News, Gear, Satire
Holidays, Christmas, Aunts, Gifts
December 10, 2018

Rolling Stone Gives Meb K Christmas Album 5/5 Stars

December 10, 2018/ Mark Remy
Rolling Stone Gives Meb K Christmas Album 5/5 Stars

“We knew Mr. Keflezighi could run. Who knew he could sing, too?”

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December 10, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Satire
Christmas, Holidays, Meb Keflezighi, Swingin' Standards
December 05, 2016

FREE! Ready-to-Send Holiday Letter for Runners

December 05, 2016/ Mark Remy
FREE! Ready-to-Send Holiday Letter for Runners

"This year I traveled to _________ and saw all the sights, from the expo to the medical tent."

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December 05, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Holidays, Christmas
December 14, 2015

A Holiday Reminder: Running Shoes Aren't 'Cute Gifts'

December 14, 2015/ Mark Remy
A Holiday Reminder: Running Shoes Aren't 'Cute Gifts'

Every year, tens of thousands of pairs wind up abandoned.

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December 14, 2015/ Mark Remy/
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