The Most Popular Dumb Runner Articles of 2023

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The most popular articles of the year? Heck yeah! LET’S GO!

10. Man Who Saves Old Running Shoes for Yard Work and Stuff Has 18 Pairs of Shoes for Yard Work and Stuff


9. Ironman Finisher Goes 5 Days Without Mentioning It, Shattering Previous Record

8. INSPIRATION ALERT! She Ran 40 Kilometers on Her 40th Birthday, Which Isn’t as Impressive as 40 Miles, But She’s Canadian So We’ll Give Her a Pass


7. Adidas Unveils First Ever Boston Marathon 'DNF' Jacket

6. Twin Cities Marathon Canceled Due to Everyone Nowadays Being Big Crybabies, According to Hard-as-Nails Old Guy


5. Fourteen 'You So Dumb...' Jokes for Runners

4. Old-School Marathoner Says Tech-Obsessed Runners Will Never Know the Pleasure of Filling Dozens of Notebooks With 42 Years of Training Data or the Pain of Losing Them All in a House Fire

3. Local Marathoner Likes to Do Long Runs on Saturdays So She Can Keep Sundays Free for Doing Nothing, Being Sore


2. Report: Kelvin Kiptum Telling People He Ran '2-Hour Marathon,' Leaving Out the '35 Seconds' Part


1. Local Runner Found Guilty of Lining Up Near 7:00/Mile Banner at Half-Marathon Start When He Can’t Run Anywhere Near a 7-Minute Mile


Thanks for reading, everyone, and Happy New Year.

Yours,
Mark