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August 28, 2024

Chilling Photo Captures Runners' Final Moments Before Fatal Head-On Collision

August 28, 2024/ Mark Remy
Chilling Photo Captures Runners' Final Moments Before Fatal Head-On Collision

Witnesses describe scene of "absolute horror."

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August 28, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Pedestrian safety, Fireball, Chill, Stock photos, Collision, Oh the humanity, Horror
April 22, 2024

‘Jogging’ Stock Photo Model Really Phoning It In

April 22, 2024/ Mark Remy
‘Jogging’ Stock Photo Model Really Phoning It In

“Beautiful mature sportswoman” obviously not moving.

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April 22, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Stock photos, Senior, Phone
August 08, 2017

Stock Photo Model Is Surprise Winner at World Championships Marathon

August 08, 2017/ Mark Remy
Stock Photo Model Is Surprise Winner at World Championships Marathon

The man, known only as Portrait of a Race Winner ID#175248024, finished in 2:08:12.

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August 08, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Elite runners, Marathons, Stock photos, World Championships
April 24, 2017

'Marathon' Image Laughable, Even by Stock Photo Standards

April 24, 2017/ Mark Remy
'Marathon' Image Laughable, Even by Stock Photo Standards

Generic bib numbers just the start, sources say.

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April 24, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Marathons, Fake, Stock photos
April 04, 2016

Housewife Make Joke With Jogger Stick

April 04, 2016/ Mark Remy
Housewife Make Joke With Jogger Stick

Jogger stick build like fun, but not.

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April 04, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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