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        Thanks to my two-pronged approach, I can eat whatever I want. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Distracted driver unites erstwhile foes. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Check, check, check. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        “Ugh,” says reader. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Organizers blame error on volunteer course marshal.  Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Hey, He’s only human. Or was. Depending on whom you ask. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        “Wow,” agree academics and scientists. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Authorities say sect has members worldwide. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Local man eager to switch things up. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Local runner wonders what their deal is, anyway. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Fellow runners suggest stretches, dietary supplements, new shoes. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Only 350 pages to go! Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Both creatures unaware of surroundings. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Investigation reveals 5K PR of 24:33. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Yes, and doubly so if you’re near a body of water. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        New coworker taken aback. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Do better, gatekeepers. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Take a hike, Brian—and then recover from that hike! Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Woman appreciates feeble gesture. Read More