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January 18, 2017

Dog Who Ran Half-Marathon Accused of Cheating

January 18, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dog Who Ran Half-Marathon Accused of Cheating

Missing data paints a damning picture, a website says.

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January 18, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Dogs, Racing, Cheating
January 13, 2017

We Have No Opinion on the Film 'Patriots Day'

January 13, 2017/ Mark Remy
We Have No Opinion on the Film 'Patriots Day'

But here's a photo from it anyway.

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January 13, 2017/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Mark Wahlberg, Boston Marathon, Patriots Day, Opinion
January 03, 2017

Guy on Next Treadmill Definitely Just Farted

January 03, 2017/ Mark Remy
Guy on Next Treadmill Definitely Just Farted

The incident occurred just moments after the man had started using the machine.

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January 03, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Flatulence, Fart, Treadmill
December 20, 2016

Year in Review: Our 12 Most Popular Articles of 2016

December 20, 2016/ Mark Remy
Year in Review: Our 12 Most Popular Articles of 2016

Meb, Trump, and guns all played big parts. Because of course they did.

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December 20, 2016/ Mark Remy/
News, Real, Satire
2016, Most Popular
December 18, 2016

Trump Appoints New Director of Fitness, Sports & Nutrition

December 18, 2016/ Mark Remy
Trump Appoints New Director of Fitness, Sports & Nutrition

Once again, the President-Elect looks to the private sector for a leadership role.

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December 18, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Donald Trump, Fitness, Drywall
December 12, 2016

Man Still Waiting for 'New Him' Promised Last January

December 12, 2016/ Mark Remy
Man Still Waiting for 'New Him' Promised Last January

"I'm still just kinda schlubby," he says.

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December 12, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Motivation
New Year, Motivation, Media
December 05, 2016

FREE! Ready-to-Send Holiday Letter for Runners

December 05, 2016/ Mark Remy
FREE! Ready-to-Send Holiday Letter for Runners

"This year I traveled to _________ and saw all the sights, from the expo to the medical tent."

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December 05, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Real
Holidays, Christmas
November 23, 2016

Here's How Runners Can Dodge Trump Talk This Thanksgiving

November 23, 2016/ Mark Remy
Here's How Runners Can Dodge Trump Talk This Thanksgiving

The trick is to interject immediately, redirecting before things have a chance to escalate.

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November 23, 2016/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Donald Trump, 2016 election, Thanksgiving, Politics
November 21, 2016

What Do We Have in Common With an Internet Radio Station?

November 21, 2016/ Mark Remy
What Do We Have in Common With an Internet Radio Station?

We both refuse ads, and we both rock. You can help keep it that way.

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November 21, 2016/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Support Dumb Runner, Donation, SomaFM
November 17, 2016

New Balance Exec: 'We Enjoy Clubbing Baby Seals'

November 17, 2016/ Mark Remy
New Balance Exec: 'We Enjoy Clubbing Baby Seals'

"We don't even use the fur. It's just a stress-relief thing."

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November 17, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News, Gear
New Balance, TPP, Donald Trump, Baby seals
November 08, 2016

My Post-Election Advice: Go For a Run

November 08, 2016/ Mark Remy
My Post-Election Advice: Go For a Run

It's not just exercise. It's a way to regain a measure of control when you're feeling helpless.

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November 08, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Politics, 2016 election, Stress
November 07, 2016

Runners Pledge to Never Dope, Except for Really Big Races

November 07, 2016/ Mark Remy
Runners Pledge to Never Dope, Except for Really Big Races

A grassroots campaign goes viral on social media.

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November 07, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire
Doping, Cleanish, Slacktivism
October 24, 2016

Endorsement: Meb Keflezighi for President

October 24, 2016/ Mark Remy
Endorsement: Meb Keflezighi for President

He is charming, pleasant, self-effacing... and incredibly tough.

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October 24, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
President, 2016 election, Meb Keflezighi, America
October 19, 2016

Woman Runs Entire Marathon While Juggling Career, Family

October 19, 2016/ Mark Remy
Woman Runs Entire Marathon While Juggling Career, Family

Pending verification, it's a new Guinness World Record.

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October 19, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire
Marathons, Juggling
October 16, 2016

Cute Running Couple Are Just So Perfect In Their Little Running Outfits

October 16, 2016/ Mark Remy
Cute Running Couple Are Just So Perfect In Their Little Running Outfits

They also reportedly often interrupt their workouts to glance at each other and exchange coy grins.

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October 16, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Gear
Cuteness, Gear, Couple
October 10, 2016

Nipple-Free Males 'Almost a Reality,' Say Researchers

October 10, 2016/ Mark Remy
Nipple-Free Males 'Almost a Reality,' Say Researchers

A genetics breakthrough has runners talking.

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October 10, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire
Nipples, Genes, Chafing, Science, Research
October 05, 2016

27 Anagrams of 'Chicago Marathon'

October 05, 2016/ Mark Remy
27 Anagrams of 'Chicago Marathon'

Just in time for Marathon weekend!

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October 05, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Real, Motivation
Chicago Marathon, Anagrams, Coked-up rhino
October 03, 2016

70% of Americans Unable to Locate 'Core' on Map of Body

October 03, 2016/ Mark Remy
70% of Americans Unable to Locate 'Core' on Map of Body

"You can't blast your core," researchers say, "if you don't know where to blast."

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October 03, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire
Polls, Core
September 19, 2016

Man Enjoys Running

September 19, 2016/ Mark Remy
Man Enjoys Running

"My enjoyment level," he says, "is high. For sure."

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September 19, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Running, Enjoyment
September 14, 2016

Slow-Moving Freight Trains Have a Lesson for Us All

September 14, 2016/ Mark Remy
Slow-Moving Freight Trains Have a Lesson for Us All

We like to think we are an irresistible force. And we are... until we meet a truly unmovable object.

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September 14, 2016/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Train, Marathons, Metaphors
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