27 Anagrams of 'Chicago Marathon'
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This Sunday, about 40,000 runners will "lace up their sneakers," "toe the line," and "hit the streets" for the 2016 Bank of America® "Thank God We Turned Down That Wells Fargo® Sponsorship Offer" Chicago Marathon®.
If you'll be running the race—or maybe even if you won't be—you probably have lots of questions. Questions like, "Who's in the elite field this year?" and "Will I be able to watch Sunday's race online?" and "Where can I find advice on running the Chicago Marathon that includes the phrase coked-up rhino?"
Most crucially, you are probably asking, "Can you make any good anagrams out of the letters in Chicago Marathon?"
Readers, Dumb Runner is here to help.
The answers to those first three questions are, well... right up there. That's what the hyperlinks are for. It's 2016, guys. Do we really need to explain how hyperlinks work?
For the answer to that final question we turned to the Internet Anagram Server. The answer is: Yes. Yes, you can make many good anagrams out of the letters in Chicago Marathon.
Here are 27 of them.
Harmonica Cat Hog
Marching Cahoot
Maraca Chino Goth
Anarchic Moot Hag
Archaic Math Goon
Hot Carcinoma Hag
Got Carcinoma? Hah!
Chairman Taco Hog
Maniac Roach Goth
Macaroni Chat Hog
Macaroon Hag Itch
Tarmac Aching Ooh
A Garmin Hooch Cart
Hootch Cram? Again?
Aroma Gotcha Chin
Thoracic Hag Moan
Chaotic Groan Ham
Caroming Taco! Hah
Racing Ham Cahoot
Organic Macho Hat
Harmonic Taco Hag
Ooh, A Marching Act
A Charming Taco? Oh
Hoo! A Racing Match
Macho Orca Hating
A Moth Hair Cognac
And finally, there's this:
27. Gotcha Mocha Rain
Which reminds me of this:
Which is fantastic.
Good luck to everyone running Chicago this weekend!
