27 Anagrams of 'Chicago Marathon'

bradhoc, Wikimedia

bradhoc, Wikimedia

This Sunday, about 40,000 runners will "lace up their sneakers," "toe the line," and "hit the streets" for the 2016 Bank of America® "Thank God We Turned Down That Wells Fargo® Sponsorship Offer" Chicago Marathon®.

If you'll be running the race—or maybe even if you won't be—you probably have lots of questions. Questions like, "Who's in the elite field this year?" and "Will I be able to watch Sunday's race online?" and "Where can I find advice on running the Chicago Marathon that includes the phrase coked-up rhino?"

Most crucially, you are probably asking, "Can you make any good anagrams out of the letters in Chicago Marathon?"

Readers, Dumb Runner is here to help. 

The answers to those first three questions are, well... right up there. That's what the hyperlinks are for. It's 2016, guys. Do we really need to explain how hyperlinks work?

For the answer to that final question we turned to the Internet Anagram Server. The answer is: Yes. Yes, you can make many good anagrams out of the letters in Chicago Marathon.

Here are 27 of them.

  1. Harmonica Cat Hog

  2. Marching Cahoot

  3. Maraca Chino Goth

  4. Anarchic Moot Hag

  5. Archaic Math Goon

  6. Hot Carcinoma Hag

  7. Got Carcinoma? Hah! 

  8. Chairman Taco Hog

  9. Maniac Roach Goth

  10. Macaroni Chat Hog

  11. Macaroon Hag Itch

  12. Tarmac Aching Ooh

  13. A Garmin Hooch Cart

  14. Hootch Cram? Again?

  15. Aroma Gotcha Chin

  16. Thoracic Hag Moan

  17. Chaotic Groan Ham

  18. Caroming Taco! Hah

  19. Racing Ham Cahoot

  20. Organic Macho Hat

  21. Harmonic Taco Hag

  22. Ooh, A Marching Act

  23. A Charming Taco? Oh

  24. Hoo! A Racing Match

  25. Macho Orca Hating

  26. A Moth Hair Cognac

And finally, there's this:

  27. Gotcha Mocha Rain

Which reminds me of this:


Which is fantastic.

Good luck to everyone running Chicago this weekend!