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May 05, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #80: 'Dope'

May 05, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #80: 'Dope'

The more you know…

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May 05, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
EPO, Doping, Triathlon, Online shopping
July 12, 2021

Local Runners Protest Olympic Cannabis Ban by Sitting on Roof, Getting Totally Baked

July 12, 2021/ Mark Remy
Local Runners Protest Olympic Cannabis Ban by Sitting on Roof, Getting Totally Baked

Friends register their outrage over sprinter’s suspension.

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July 12, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Doping, Cannabis, Marijuana, Baked, Runner's high, Olympics
July 02, 2021

Orange-Fingered Runner Tests Positive for Flamin’ Hot® Cheese Flavor

July 02, 2021/ Mark Remy
Orange-Fingered Runner Tests Positive for Flamin’ Hot® Cheese Flavor

One-month suspension sparks furor among fans.

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July 02, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Doping, Track meets, Furor, Social media, Drug test, Flamin' Hot
October 07, 2019

Salazar Appears at World Championships as Literal Cloud

October 07, 2019/ Mark Remy
Salazar Appears at World Championships as Literal Cloud

Floating visage overshadows final day of event.

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October 07, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Alberto Salazar, World Championships, Doping, Clouds
October 02, 2019

Runner's World Editors Brainstorm Ways to Add Affiliate Links to Article on Salazar Doping Ban

October 02, 2019/ Mark Remy
Runner's World Editors Brainstorm Ways to Add Affiliate Links to Article on Salazar Doping Ban

Breaking news story presents a challenge.

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October 02, 2019/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Salazar, Doping, Runner's World, Affiliate links
October 02, 2019

Nike Oregon Project Introduces New Coach

October 02, 2019/ Mark Remy
Nike Oregon Project Introduces New Coach

With Salazar’s future in question, a fresh face emerges.

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October 02, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Alberto Salazar, Umberto Santiago, Nike, Oregon Project, Doping
October 01, 2019

Rupp Already Regretting Week-Old Tattoo

October 01, 2019/ Mark Remy
Rupp Already Regretting Week-Old Tattoo

“I knew I should have gone with the Celtic cross,” says Nike runner.

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October 01, 2019/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Alberto Salazar, Galen Rupp, Tattoos, Regret, Nike, Doping
May 06, 2018

Cartoon Tortoise Fails Doping Test

May 06, 2018/ Mark Remy
Cartoon Tortoise Fails Doping Test

Fabled character is latest to test positive for banned substances.

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May 06, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Doping, Drug test, Turtle, Fables
November 07, 2016

Runners Pledge to Never Dope, Except for Really Big Races

November 07, 2016/ Mark Remy
Runners Pledge to Never Dope, Except for Really Big Races

A grassroots campaign goes viral on social media.

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November 07, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire
Doping, Cleanish, Slacktivism
August 22, 2016

Olympic Runner Admits Doping With Jesus

August 22, 2016/ Mark Remy
Olympic Runner Admits Doping With Jesus

Almaz Ayana had denied rumors of cheating since winning the 10,000 meters—until recently.

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August 22, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Jesus, Doping, Rio 2016, Olympics
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