Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Unblinking volunteer ensures integrity of half-marathon. Read More
Passing stranger’s advice helps runner “look prettier.” Read More
No explanation offered for popular site’s abrupt change. Read More
Are you, as a runner, patriotic enough? No, you are not. Read More
“There are thousands of miles of paved roads. Why can’t they run there?” Read More
Mismatch in health, fitness is apparent even to casual observers. Read More
Powerful microscopes reveal text deep in website’s footer. Read More
Answer: Probably. But don’t panic! As always, we’re here to help. Read More
Man behind “All Cyclists Are Smug, Entitled Assholes” declares innocent intentions. Read More
“Have you forgotten our arrangement?” asks strange little man. Read More
Fifth-place finisher calls decision ”foolish” in hindsight. Read More
Long after Boston Marathon finish, one spectator remains on course. Read More
Hopkinton nowhere in sight as passengers grow nervous. Read More
“What, again ?” says one runner. “Are you f***ing kidding me?” Read More
Doctors say man may eventually regain use of legs. Read More
Reps for GU, KT Tape, and The Stick last seen Saturday. Read More
“What the hell was I thinking?” runner asks self. Read More
Ill effects range from ruined knees to heart attack, group says. Read More
Woman discovers “wee man” just before St. Patrick’s Day. Read More
Local infant is immobilized and rocketed through alien landscape. Read More
