Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Experts say “body needs time to adjust and recalibrate” to mélange of odors. Read More
Witnesses condemn “act of naked greed.” Read More
“How to stop a charging moose” and other dumb tips from our in-house expert. Read More
Frustration with unregistered runners reaches a boiling point. Read More
We apologize in advance for these 12 awful gags. Read More
Digital downloads aimed at “virtual marathon” participants. Read More
We hope you’ll never need these tips. But just in case… Read More
With November issue, decades-old publication takes a cryptic turn. Read More
Look, just click the link, OK? Read More
Trip to mailbox leads to disappointment—again. Read More
Non-runner shares thoughts on Sunday’s 2:01:39 win at the Berlin Marathon. Read More
Reigning Olympic champ says he’ll carry pace sign, aim to run even splits. Read More
Like to run? Steer clear of these guys. Read More
Number 4 will blow you away! Read More
“Why the f*** would I risk my life for something this low-stakes?” Read More
Milestone barely registers with cold, distant patriarch. Read More
Citing brutal heat, scientists also note spike in holding cold beverages to forehead. Read More
Texting EMT crashes ambulance en route to accident. Read More
Octogenarian is in middle of path for no discernible reason. Read More
“He looks pretty powerful,” anxious onlooker tells dispatcher. Read More
