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September 04, 2019

Kipchoge Defends Decision to Use Electric Scooter in Sub-2:00 Marathon Attempt

September 04, 2019/ Mark Remy
Kipchoge Defends Decision to Use Electric Scooter in Sub-2:00 Marathon Attempt

Critics are missing the larger point, says Kenyan running legend.

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September 04, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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Eliud Kipchoge, Marathons, Breaking2, Sub-2:00, Scooters
September 16, 2018

If Kipchoge Had Run Just a Little Faster Each Mile He Could Have Broken 2 Hours, Says Guy You Work With

September 16, 2018/ Mark Remy
If Kipchoge Had Run Just a Little Faster Each Mile He Could Have Broken 2 Hours, Says Guy You Work With

Non-runner shares thoughts on Sunday’s 2:01:39 win at the Berlin Marathon.

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September 16, 2018/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Eliud Kipchoge, Marathons, Breaking2, Guy you work with
September 24, 2017

New Nike Podcast Will Follow Authors Writing Nike Book That Recounts Making of Nike Documentary About Nike Breaking2 Effort

September 24, 2017/ Mark Remy
New Nike Podcast Will Follow Authors Writing Nike Book That Recounts Making of Nike Documentary About Nike Breaking2 Effort

News shines a spotlight on company plagued by publicity and attention.

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September 24, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Breaking2, Nike, Books, Marketing, PR
May 06, 2017

Trump: Andrew Jackson Would Have Broken 2 Hours in Marathon

May 06, 2017/ Mark Remy
Trump: Andrew Jackson Would Have Broken 2 Hours in Marathon

President weighs in on recent Breaking2 attempt.

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May 06, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Breaking2, Marathons, Andrew Jackson, Donald Trump
May 06, 2017

5 Moments When Eliud Kipchoge Blew His Chances for a Sub-2:00 Finish

May 06, 2017/ Mark Remy
5 Moments When Eliud Kipchoge Blew His Chances for a Sub-2:00 Finish

At Saturday's Breaking2 attempt, a series of rookie mistakes add up.

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May 06, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Breaking2, Nike, Eliud Kipchoge, Marathons
May 05, 2017

Runners Hit 'Breaking2' Marathon Expo

May 05, 2017/ Mark Remy
Runners Hit 'Breaking2' Marathon Expo

Elites grab their race packets and enjoy free CLIF samples.

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May 05, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Breaking2, Marathons, Expo, Asics
May 04, 2017

BREAKING: Nike Scientists Create 1:59 Marathon in Test Tube

May 04, 2017/ Mark Remy
BREAKING: Nike Scientists Create 1:59 Marathon in Test Tube

A laboratory setting affords "absolute control over every variable."

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May 04, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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May 02, 2017

EXCLUSIVE: Nike Is the Mystery Company Behind 'Breaking2' Effort

May 02, 2017/ Mark Remy
EXCLUSIVE: Nike Is the Mystery Company Behind 'Breaking2' Effort

The footwear maker had hoped to keep its support quiet. 

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May 02, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Breaking2, Marketing, Marathons, Nike
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