QAnon Follower Struggles to Balance Marathon Training, Waging Existential War Against Satanic Cannibal Pedophiles of ‘Demoncrat’ Party
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Organizers of Schrödinger Marathon Say 2021 Race Is Canceled and Still On
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Runners struggle with apparent paradox.
Read MorePublic Can’t Decide Whether to Praise or Ridicule Runner Who Jumped in Lake to Save Dog That Turned Out to Be Stump
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Dark shape “sure looked like a dog to me,” says local man.
Read MoreRunner Caught Defecating in Gazebo Calls for Healing, Unity
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Fines or other penalties would only drive nation further apart, woman says.
Read More'So Far, So Good,' Says Trail Runner Trying Mushrooms for First Time
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Local runner seems pleased with initial results.
Read MoreDumb Runner Illustrated #9: 'Dry January'
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One more in a—how should I put this?—occasional series.
Read MoreShark Attacks on Runners Remained Flat in 2020, Report Says
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Three rumored incidents turn out to be baseless.
Read MoreDumb Runner Illustrated #8: 'Resolutions'
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That’s right: One more in an occasional series.
Read MoreINSPIRATIONAL: With All Her Races Canceled, She Abandoned Running and Took Up Cycling
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“Even when things look bleak,” says former runner, “there’s always a way through.”
Read MoreLocal Runners Can’t Believe How Easy It Was to Take Elderly Couple’s Hats
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Older married couple “barely resisted,” say longtime training partners.
Read MoreDumb Runner Illustrated #7: 'Can You Hold It?'
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You guessed it: One more in an occasional series.
Read MoreLocal Web Designer Suffers Severe Reaction to LetsRun.com Homepage
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Victim may never fully recover aesthetic sensibilities, doctors say.
Read MoreMan Fears Tweet About His Morning Run Already Lost in Today’s 24/7 News Cycle
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Local runner contends with firehose of content.
Read MoreNuun Calls Trials of Vaccine-Flavored Tablets 'Very Promising'
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Company says first doses could be ready in months.
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High-Stakes Gambler Goes for Morning Run Without Pooping First
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“I live life on the edge,” says local runner.
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Longtime Friends Don't Let Political Differences Interfere With Their Running, Because They Haven't Spoken in 18 Months
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“It’s really worked out well,” says local woman.
Read MoreRunner’s Roommate Could Do Marathon If She Really Wanted To
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“All you need to do is just keep going, right?” muses local woman.
Read MoreNo One Sure If Guy Running in Rain Is Tough or Just Dumb
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