In Spirit of Goodwill, Motorist Gives Runner One Middle Finger Instead of Usual Two
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‘Sure, That’s a Nice, Safe Distance,’ Says Report From National Academy of Sarcastic Public Health Experts
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Group of wise-ass professionals calls social-distancing efforts “just perfect.”
Read MoreHigh-Fiving Runners Apparently Have Lost Their Goddamn Minds
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Total lunatics treat skin-on-skin contact like it’s no big deal.
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Local Runner Can’t Believe Race Canceled Just Because of Fast-Spreading Global Health Emergency For Which Nation Is Woefully Unprepared
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“Oh come on!” says exasperated man.
Read MoreLocal Runner Bluffs Way Through 10-Minute Conversation on Olympic Marathon Trials
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Man joins banter, masking ignorance of topic.
Read MoreWorld Health Organization Pivots to Treat Runners Affected by Tokyo Marathon Cancellation
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Global health agency diverts funds, personnel to address new challenge.
Read MoreMcGillivray Cites ‘Can’t-Miss’ Dentist Appointment in Explaining New Date for 2020 Boston Marathon
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Longtime race director regrets scheduling snafu.
Read MoreAuto Industry Urges Congress to Raise Pedestrian Heights
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Makers of trucks and SUVs point to spike in deaths, injuries.
Read MoreNew Iowa Law Lets Runners Roll Through Stop Signs
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Advocacy groups applaud “common sense” legislation.
Read MoreSurprisingly Well-Informed Motorist Screams at Runner to Get Off Road, Shorten Stride Length, Trade Jacket for Vest
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Driver balances hostility with constructive criticism.
Read MoreBeach Runner Executes Flawless Grand Jeté Over Pile of Medical Waste
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Washed-up detritus stands in contrast with moment of balletic grace.
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Read MoreSatan Pleased With Success of ‘Holiday Run’ Campaign
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“It’s all proceeding according to plan,” says Prince of Darkness.
Read MoreHospitalized Thanksgiving Day Runner Found to Have 0.375 Blood Gravy Level
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Odd behavior, slurred speech preceded collapse, witnesses say.
Read MoreNike Publicist Prepares for Another Awesome Week at Work
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At sports gear giant’s global headquarters, assistant VP ready to face the day.
Read MoreNYC Marathon Volunteer Takes Final Ton of Discarded Clothing to Drop Box
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Woman opts to avoid dealing with “zoo” at Goodwill store.
Read MoreWow! Check Out These 6 Celebs Who Won't Be Running the 2019 NYC Marathon
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You might see some A-listers in this year’s field—but these six won’t be among them!
Read MoreRunner’s High Can’t Come Soon Enough for Marathoner Erupting From Every Orifice
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“Any time now,” thinks man wracked by severe gastrointestinal distress.
Read MoreKipchoge Debates Buying Race Photos vs. Just Sharing Watermarked Versions
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