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January 14, 2026

Goth Marathoner Struggles to Reconcile Joy of Running With Aesthetic of Sullen, Macabre Darkness

January 14, 2026/ Mark Remy
Goth Marathoner Struggles to Reconcile Joy of Running With Aesthetic of Sullen, Macabre Darkness

Runner’s high clashes with overall vibe of theatrical melancholy.

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January 14, 2026/ Mark Remy/
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Goth, Aesthetic sensibilities, Runner's high, Enjoyment, Dissonance
July 12, 2021

Local Runners Protest Olympic Cannabis Ban by Sitting on Roof, Getting Totally Baked

July 12, 2021/ Mark Remy
Local Runners Protest Olympic Cannabis Ban by Sitting on Roof, Getting Totally Baked

Friends register their outrage over sprinter’s suspension.

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July 12, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Doping, Cannabis, Marijuana, Baked, Runner's high, Olympics
October 21, 2019

Runner’s High Can’t Come Soon Enough for Marathoner Erupting From Every Orifice

October 21, 2019/ Mark Remy
Runner’s High Can’t Come Soon Enough for Marathoner Erupting From Every Orifice

“Any time now,” thinks man wracked by severe gastrointestinal distress.

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Marathons, Runner's high, Endorphins, Spewing
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