Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
It’s funny ’cause it’s true. Read More
Definitive answer remains elusive for longtime runner. Read More
Language deteriorates over the course of the race. Read More
Just when you think you know someone. Read More
Weekend fatalities push event’s 25-year death toll past 1,000. Read More
You wouldn’t like me when I’m hangry. Read More
Friends register their outrage over sprinter’s suspension. Read More
Trompe-l'œil tunnels, falling anvils worry officials. Read More
One-month suspension sparks furor among fans. Read More
Stop. You’re killing me. Read More
Teen figured he had “literally no other option.” Read More
Even outside her discipline, champion gymnast continues to amaze. Read More
Man fears dehydration may be the least of his worries. Read More
Computer modeling produces images of motorist with eyes ahead, both hands on wheel. Read More
For local man, shirt conveys an unintended message. Read More
“Excruciating” sensation would encourage vulnerable road user to stay away. Read More
Some truths are too dangerous to be uttered aloud. Read More
“Nothing sweet about it,” says user of portable toilet. Read More
Sooner or later, your past will catch up to you. Read More
Federal agency OKs practice of “rapid nasal mucus dispersal.” Read More