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“I just want to be prepared,” says local runner. Read More
Metallic noisemakers have any number of uses, insists nation’s largest manufacturer. Read More
E.g., Hire a lawyer to write a 12,000-word waiver for your event, then sign without reading it. Read More
“Something shorter would be easier to remember,” says race director. Read More
“I was, like, Oh my God, that guy just totally ate it .” Read More
For two strangers, interaction yields empathy and perspective. Read More
“Hurry!” says a spokesperson. Read More
“Runner” yearns to get back to normal. Read More
Reader annoyed by article suggesting people consider doing something. Read More
Oh, and also a cool-looking cardboard sword. Read More
Alcohol was a factor, sources say. Read More
Spencer, a favorite of runners and spectators alike, remains in the dark. Read More
“Looking back now, of course, she was right,” says local runner. Read More
“So bizarre,” runner says upon waking. Read More
“What other explanation could there be?” asks witness. Read More
Funky athletic wear left in a moist, balled-up heap. Read More
Head masks, or “hats,” might help, researchers say. Read More
“Devilish” challenge will debut at recently announced June event. Read More
Runners embrace state’s premature reopening—and each other. Read More
Modern farts pack an olfactory punch unknown to previous generations, health agency says. Read More