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“It’s all proceeding according to plan,” says Prince of Darkness. Read More
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How dumb are you, nameless runner? You so dumb… Read More
At sports gear giant’s global headquarters, assistant VP ready to face the day. Read More
Woman opts to avoid dealing with “zoo” at Goodwill store. Read More
Motorist’s intent shrouded in mystery. Read More
You might see some A-listers in this year’s field—but these six won’t be among them! Read More
Runners welcome good news ahead of Sunday’s race. Read More
“Any time now,” thinks man wracked by severe gastrointestinal distress. Read More
Days after historic sub-2:00 performance, world champion weighs expenditure. Read More
“It’s so hard anymore to know what’s legit and what isn’t,” says Kenyan runner. Read More
Title sponsorship of 1:59 marathon event yields immediate dividends. Read More
Organizers offer Kipchoge free entry in next year’s event. Read More
You’ve heard these old chestnuts a thousand times. Don’t believe them. Read More
Years in the making, emotional collapse occurs midway through headline. Read More
Floating visage overshadows final day of event. Read More
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