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“Why the f*** would I risk my life for something this low-stakes?” Read More
Milestone barely registers with cold, distant patriarch. Read More
Citing brutal heat, scientists also note spike in holding cold beverages to forehead. Read More
Texting EMT crashes ambulance en route to accident. Read More
Octogenarian is in middle of path for no discernible reason. Read More
“He looks pretty powerful,” anxious onlooker tells dispatcher. Read More
Star-spangled briefs endure five kilometers of abuse. Read More
Five-year-old “never stood a chance,” spectator says. Read More
It is high time we revived this old-timey practice. Here's why. Read More
"It can be exhausting, frankly," says non-runner. Read More
Car screams “GET OFF THE ROAD!” so the driver doesn’t have to. Read More
Special deals across the nation mark Global Running Day. Read More
The popular sleeping drug is in the news. Here’s what you need to know. Read More
Discovery is grim, but also a milestone. Read More
Fabled character is latest to test positive for banned substances. Read More
Research solves a mystery that’s bedeviled pedestrians for decades. Read More
Marathon runner's finish-line declaration a flat-out lie. Read More
In 1967, she became the first woman to officially run the race—but it came at a steep price. Read More
Reaction among runners has not been good. Read More
A legal case out of Canada offers a few lessons. Read More
