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October 08, 2019

5 Ways to Make Your Run More OH MY GOD WHAT ARE WE DOING HOW CAN WE KEEP PRETENDING LIKE EVERYTHING IS OK WE’RE ALL IN A LIVING NIGHTMARE

October 08, 2019/ Mark Remy
5 Ways to Make Your Run More OH MY GOD WHAT ARE WE DOING HOW CAN WE KEEP PRETENDING LIKE EVERYTHING IS OK WE’RE ALL IN A LIVING NIGHTMARE

Years in the making, emotional collapse occurs midway through headline.

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October 08, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Politics, News, Real, Emotional collapse
August 07, 2019

Ask Dr. Dumb: What's Up With the Chicago Road Runners?

August 07, 2019/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: What's Up With the Chicago Road Runners?

The club’s Twitter account recently got… interesting. Let’s dive in.

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August 07, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Chicago Road Runners, Conspiracy theories, Bonkers, Hacking
June 12, 2019

Scientists Confirm Existence of Runner’s World 'Affiliate Links' Disclaimer

June 12, 2019/ Mark Remy
Scientists Confirm Existence of Runner’s World 'Affiliate Links' Disclaimer

Powerful microscopes reveal text deep in website’s footer.

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June 12, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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Affiliate links, Runner's World, Science, Microscopes
June 05, 2019

Ask Dr. Dumb: Do I Have a Parasitic Brain Worm?

June 05, 2019/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Do I Have a Parasitic Brain Worm?

Answer: Probably. But don’t panic! As always, we’re here to help.

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June 05, 2019/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Parasitic brain worm
May 29, 2019

'This Isn't Clickbait,' Insists Writer of Clickbait

May 29, 2019/ Mark Remy
'This Isn't Clickbait,' Insists Writer of Clickbait

Man behind “All Cyclists Are Smug, Entitled Assholes” declares innocent intentions.

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May 29, 2019/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire, Real
Media, Clickbait, Disingenuous claims
April 08, 2019

Boston Marathon Forecast Calls for More Bullshit Weather

April 08, 2019/ Mark Remy
Boston Marathon Forecast Calls for More Bullshit Weather

“What, again?” says one runner. “Are you f***ing kidding me?”

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April 08, 2019/ Mark Remy/
News, Real, Satire
Weather, Boston Marathon, Bullshit, Forecast
April 07, 2019

Runner Relieved to Learn Motorist Who Hit Him Was Using Phone Hands-Free

April 07, 2019/ Mark Remy
Runner Relieved to Learn Motorist Who Hit Him Was Using Phone Hands-Free

Doctors say man may eventually regain use of legs.

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April 07, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Real
Motorists, Safety, Smartphone, Hospital, Science
February 15, 2019

72 Reasons to Support Dumb Runner

February 15, 2019/ Mark Remy
72 Reasons to Support Dumb Runner

And that’s a conservative number.

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February 15, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Pledge drive, Originality, Support Dumb Runner, Gratitude
February 06, 2019

Ask Dr. Dumb: How to Survive a Mountain Lion Encounter

February 06, 2019/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: How to Survive a Mountain Lion Encounter

A recent news story raises a few questions.

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February 06, 2019/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Mountain lion, Cats, News, Dr. Dumb
December 19, 2018

Year in Review: Dumb Runner’s 12 Most Popular Articles of 2018

December 19, 2018/ Mark Remy
Year in Review: Dumb Runner’s 12 Most Popular Articles of 2018

If you read just one Dumb Runner article this year, make it this one.

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December 19, 2018/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
2018, Most Popular
November 13, 2018

11 Other Distractions for Rowan University's Football Team

November 13, 2018/ Mark Remy
11 Other Distractions for Rowan University's Football Team

Sports bras are just the beginning.

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November 13, 2018/ Mark Remy/
News, Real, Satire
Football, Distraction, Sports bras, Women's running, Patriarchy, Bullshit
October 17, 2018

Ask Dr. Dumb: What Runners Need to Know About Moose

October 17, 2018/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: What Runners Need to Know About Moose

“How to stop a charging moose” and other dumb tips from our in-house expert.

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October 17, 2018/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Dr. Dumb, Moose
July 04, 2018

Patriot Honors U.S. Flag By Soaking It With Ass Sweat

July 04, 2018/ Mark Remy
Patriot Honors U.S. Flag By Soaking It With Ass Sweat

Star-spangled briefs endure five kilometers of abuse.

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July 04, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Real, Gear, News
USA, Flag, America, Ass sweat, Racing
June 18, 2018

EDITORIAL: Runners, Let's Bring Back the Hoops

June 18, 2018/ Mark Remy
EDITORIAL: Runners, Let's Bring Back the Hoops

It is high time we revived this old-timey practice. Here's why.


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June 18, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Real, Editorial
Editorial, Opinion, Hoops
April 11, 2018

Boston Marathon Forecast Calls for Bullshit Weather

April 11, 2018/ Mark Remy
Boston Marathon Forecast Calls for Bullshit Weather

Reaction among runners has not been good.

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April 11, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News, Real
Boston Marathon, Weather, Forecast, Bullshit
April 11, 2018

Ask Dr. Dumb: Runners vs. Little Girls on Bikes

April 11, 2018/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Runners vs. Little Girls on Bikes

A legal case out of Canada offers a few lessons.

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April 11, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Real, Satire, News
Cycling, Girls, Children, Lawyer, Sue
December 20, 2017

Ask Dr. Dumb: What's the Deal With Ghost Joggers?

December 20, 2017/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: What's the Deal With Ghost Joggers?

Yes, they are a thing, if the Stoke Sentinel is to be believed. (Which it is.)

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December 20, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Real, Satire, News
Ghosts, Jogging, Paranormal, Dr. Dumb
December 11, 2017

Year in Review: Our 10 Most Popular Articles of 2017

December 11, 2017/ Mark Remy
Year in Review: Our 10 Most Popular Articles of 2017

Number 6 will blow your mind! (Not really.) (But you should read the list anyway.)

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December 11, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
2017, Most Popular
November 12, 2017

Friends and Fans, I Need Your Help

November 12, 2017/ Mark Remy
Friends and Fans, I Need Your Help

We're 100% independent and ad-free. You can help to keep it that way.

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November 12, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Pledge drive, Patreon, Support Dumb Runner
October 22, 2017

9 Dumb Runner Halloween Costumes That Absolutely Nobody Will Get

October 22, 2017/ Mark Remy
9 Dumb Runner Halloween Costumes That Absolutely Nobody Will Get

And yes, they're ALL sexy.

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October 22, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Halloween, Costumes, Esoterica
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