Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Legacy media brand takes e-commerce to the next level. Read More
For local woman, post-workout routine takes a sensual turn. Read More
Aging relative awaits reaction to Christmas present. Read More
If you read just one Dumb Runner article this year, make it this one. Read More
Artwork is earliest known reference to “joggers vs. runners” division. Read More
Runner in trail race chooses completely random moment to dig deep. Read More
“MEAT IS MURDER” message casts pall over Thanksgiving 5K. Read More
Sports bras are just the beginning. Read More
You shouldn’t steal. But if you must… Read More
Experts say “body needs time to adjust and recalibrate” to mélange of odors. Read More
Witnesses condemn “act of naked greed.” Read More
“How to stop a charging moose” and other dumb tips from our in-house expert. Read More
Frustration with unregistered runners reaches a boiling point. Read More
With November issue, decades-old publication takes a cryptic turn. Read More
Look, just click the link, OK? Read More
Trip to mailbox leads to disappointment—again. Read More
Non-runner shares thoughts on Sunday’s 2:01:39 win at the Berlin Marathon. Read More
Number 4 will blow you away! Read More
Milestone barely registers with cold, distant patriarch. Read More
Citing brutal heat, scientists also note spike in holding cold beverages to forehead. Read More
