Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Fellow runners avoid eye contact as they pass forlorn man. Read More
Local man takes long view. Read More
From 2,400 miles away, broadcaster marvels at courage of athletes. Read More
On the OTHER other hand... Read More
Local runner characterizes messages as a "good news, bad news kind of thing.” Read More
Man behind wheel fails to grasp irony. Read More
Shambling man out-lumbers fellow oaf to finish line. Read More
But are the geese treated humanely? Read More
Watchdog website's use of undercover agent pays off. Read More
Man subtly flexes calves for benefit of onlookers. Read More
Who says they have to be boring? Read More
Witnesses describe scene of "absolute horror." Read More
Organizers blame “human error” for lapse. Read More
Actually, it’s already past his bedtime. Read More
Officials defend decision, call branding “very subtle.” Read More
Marathon legend is “no Neil Peart,” but vows to chase his dream. Read More
Lack of partner leaves local man sad. Read More
“One thing every runner will actually want to know” is missing, runners complain. Read More
The math checks out. Read More
