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Reigning Olympic champ says he’ll carry pace sign, aim to run even splits. Read More
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Car screams “GET OFF THE ROAD!” so the driver doesn’t have to. Read More
Special deals across the nation mark Global Running Day. Read More
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Discovery is grim, but also a milestone. Read More
Fabled character is latest to test positive for banned substances. Read More
Research solves a mystery that’s bedeviled pedestrians for decades. Read More
Marathon runner's finish-line declaration a flat-out lie. Read More