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        Runner in trail race chooses completely random moment to dig deep. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        “MEAT IS MURDER” message casts pall over Thanksgiving 5K. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Sports bras are just the beginning. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Researchers call results “remarkable.” Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        You shouldn’t steal. But if you must… Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        “What can I say? I enjoy touching people.” Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Experts say “body needs time to adjust and recalibrate” to mélange of odors. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Witnesses condemn “act of naked greed.” Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        “How to stop a charging moose” and other dumb tips from our in-house expert. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Frustration with unregistered runners reaches a boiling point. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        We apologize in advance for these 12 awful gags. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Digital downloads aimed at “virtual marathon” participants. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        We hope you’ll never need these tips. But just in case… Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        With November issue, decades-old publication takes a cryptic turn. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Look, just click the link, OK? Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Trip to mailbox leads to disappointment—again. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Non-runner shares thoughts on Sunday’s 2:01:39 win at the Berlin Marathon. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Reigning Olympic champ says he’ll carry pace sign, aim to run even splits. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Like to run? Steer clear of these guys. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Number 4 will blow you away! Read More