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July 08, 2024

Man Who Routinely Runs Distances Up to 20 Miles Spends 4 Minutes in Parking Lot Trying to Find Spot Closest to Store Entrance

July 08, 2024/ Mark Remy
Man Who Routinely Runs Distances Up to 20 Miles Spends 4 Minutes in Parking Lot Trying to Find Spot Closest to Store Entrance

Highly trained athlete avoids two minutes of walking.

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July 08, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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Motorists, Lazy, Distance, Parking lots
November 29, 2021

Local Runner Skips Track Workout, Citing Global Supply Chain Issues

November 29, 2021/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Skips Track Workout, Citing Global Supply Chain Issues

Worldwide slowdown in the production and distribution of goods thwarts man’s plans.

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November 29, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Lazy, Excuses, Global Supply Chain
November 06, 2017

This Mother of Six Just Ran Her 10th Sub-3:00 Marathon, You Lazy Piece of Shit

November 06, 2017/ Mark Remy
This Mother of Six Just Ran Her 10th Sub-3:00 Marathon, You Lazy Piece of Shit

Having a supportive husband, unlike your own garbage spouse, helps.

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November 06, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Sub-3:00, Mother, Lazy, Marathons
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