Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Runners react with revulsion and disbelief. Read More
Large, floating hallucination urges man to continue. Read More
After an uncomfortable silence, couple rejoin the race. Read More
How will the eclipse affect my form? and other pressing questions, answered. Read More
"I was just, like, you know what? I'm going for a run." Read More
If you regularly enjoy our stuff, please give us a few minutes of your time. Read More
Can these marquee names handle 26.2? The question is moot! Read More
A note to readers—and to critics. Read More
The man, known only as Portrait of a Race Winner ID#175248024, finished in 2:08:12. Read More
Local mom brushes aside "legal mumbo-jumbo." Read More
A study confirms a long-held belief—with one exception. Read More
Warning: They really are terrible. Read More
A father of two aims to lead by example. Read More
Imaginary collision sends 4,500 gallons of sewage pouring into vehicle. Read More
"I've run at least two dozen more 5Ks, and lost more sets of keys than I can remember." Read More
"Truth be told," says woman, "I have no idea how these runners will fare." Read More
"Our Founding Fathers truly were visionaries," says historian. Read More
Friends express concern over a recent shift. Read More
From foot strike to lack of fuel, a passing stranger inspires pity. Read More
Be prepared, be early, and remember—strollers start in back! Read More