11 Terrible Jokes for Runners



Q: What's a runner's favorite Hungarian dish?
A: Gu-lash.

Q: What did the coach say after watching his runner complete a mile at marathon pace?
A: "I'm sorry—could you repeat that?"

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beak who?
No, not yet—but I'll make it to Boston one of these years.

A rabbi, a priest, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be, fellas?" All three of them reply, "Just water. We have a marathon tomorrow."

Q: What's the difference between large parties at restaurants and runners?
A: Large parties at restaurants split their checks; runners check their splits.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't show you my toenails?

Q: What do you call a runner who's wearing earbuds?
Q: I said, What do you call a runner who's wearing earbuds?

Q: Why did the runner cross the road?
A: Because that's where the less-crowded aid station was.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?

Did you hear about the ultra runners who lived in different cities? They had a long-distance relationship.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hydrate who?
Hydrate you a 9 out of 10, at least!


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