Q: What's a runner's favorite Hungarian dish?
Q: What did the coach say after watching his runner complete a mile at marathon pace?
A: "I'm sorry—could you repeat that?"
No, not yet—but I'll make it to Boston one of these years.
A rabbi, a priest, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be, fellas?" All three of them reply, "Just water. We have a marathon tomorrow."
Q: What's the difference between large parties at restaurants and runners?
A: Large parties at restaurants split their checks; runners check their splits.
Orange you glad I didn't show you my toenails?
Q: What do you call a runner who's wearing earbuds?
Q: I said, What do you call a runner who's wearing earbuds?
Q: Why did the runner cross the road?
A: Because that's where the less-crowded aid station was.
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?
Did you hear about the ultra runners who lived in different cities? They had a long-distance relationship.
Hydrate you a 9 out of 10, at least!
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