Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
"I've run at least two dozen more 5Ks, and lost more sets of keys than I can remember." Read More
"Truth be told," says woman, "I have no idea how these runners will fare." Read More
"Our Founding Fathers truly were visionaries," says historian. Read More
Friends express concern over a recent shift. Read More
From foot strike to lack of fuel, a passing stranger inspires pity. Read More
Be prepared, be early, and remember—strollers start in back! Read More
A viral news story takes an unexpected turn. Read More
"The greater tragedy would have been seeing him restrained by a leash," victim says. Read More
Conversation with avid runner leads to an admission. Read More
Group run ends, as usual, with a query to friends. Read More
"Holy shit," says an elite competitor. Read More
Dumb Runner's Spring 2017 Pledge Drive was a success, thanks to you. Read More
BONUS: The sound quality is awful. But it's an important message. Read More
Dinner at Thai restaurant takes an unfortunate turn. Read More
President weighs in on recent Breaking2 attempt. Read More
At Saturday's Breaking2 attempt, a series of rookie mistakes add up. Read More
Elites grab their race packets and enjoy free CLIF samples. Read More
A laboratory setting affords "absolute control over every variable." Read More
The footwear maker had hoped to keep its support quiet. Read More
Once past the store, he resumed looking forward. Read More