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April 26, 2017

5 Stretches You Should Never Do

April 26, 2017/ Mark Remy
5 Stretches You Should Never Do

And what you can do instead.

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April 26, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Training
Stretching, Never
April 24, 2017

'Marathon' Image Laughable, Even by Stock Photo Standards

April 24, 2017/ Mark Remy
'Marathon' Image Laughable, Even by Stock Photo Standards

Generic bib numbers just the start, sources say.

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April 24, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire
Marathons, Fake, Stock photos
April 19, 2017

Gate Agent Relieved She Can Stop Feigning Interest in Marathon

April 19, 2017/ Mark Remy
Gate Agent Relieved She Can Stop Feigning Interest in Marathon

"Thank God, that's over for another year."

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April 19, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Boston Marathon, Boston, Air travel, Feigned interest
April 18, 2017

Man Forgets Boston Marathon Jacket on Plane

April 18, 2017/ Mark Remy
Man Forgets Boston Marathon Jacket on Plane

Cherished souvenir is left in an overhead bin.

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April 18, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Boston Marathon, Jacket, Air travel
April 17, 2017

Man at Mile 2 of Boston Marathon Pretty Sure He's En Route to Huge PR

April 17, 2017/ Mark Remy
Man at Mile 2 of Boston Marathon Pretty Sure He's En Route to Huge PR

"I am flying!" first-time Boston participant thinks to self.

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April 17, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Boston Marathon, PR, Hubris
April 14, 2017

Hopkinton Plant Life Braces for Annual Onslaught of Urine

April 14, 2017/ Mark Remy
Hopkinton Plant Life Braces for Annual Onslaught of Urine

"We have a love/hate relationship with the marathon," said a blooming shrub.

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April 14, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Boston Marathon, Hopkinton, Plants, Urine
April 11, 2017

Pence Warns Boston Marathon Runners of 'Wicked' Wellesley

April 11, 2017/ Mark Remy
Pence Warns Boston Marathon Runners of 'Wicked' Wellesley

The VP sees undue temptation in a marathon tradition.

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April 11, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Mike Pence, Boston Marathon, Wellesley, Scream Tunnel, Kiss
April 09, 2017

9 Things You Never Knew About the Boston Marathon

April 09, 2017/ Mark Remy
9 Things You Never Knew About the Boston Marathon

How well do you know this iconic race?

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April 09, 2017/ Mark Remy/
April 09, 2017

Meet the (New!) Dumbassadors

April 09, 2017/ Mark Remy
Meet the (New!) Dumbassadors

We salute our latest crop of brand ambassadors.

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April 09, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Dumbassador, Brand ambassador
April 04, 2017

Woman Can't Quite Place Smell She's Picking Up From Yoga Mat

April 04, 2017/ Mark Remy
Woman Can't Quite Place Smell She's Picking Up From Yoga Mat

A loaner from the hotel fitness center is a source of mystery.

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April 04, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Yoga, Yoga mat, Smell, Funk
April 02, 2017

Distance Running Destroys Lungs, Says Study

April 02, 2017/ Mark Remy
Distance Running Destroys Lungs, Says Study

Research finds 9 of 10 marathoners suffer from tachypnea.

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April 02, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Marathons, Lungs, Tachypnea, Hidden Health Risks
March 26, 2017

Kid Leading Race Has Awful Form, Man Reports

March 26, 2017/ Mark Remy
Kid Leading Race Has Awful Form, Man Reports

"Look at that heel strike," says Tot Trot spectator.

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March 26, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Kids, Form, Kids race
March 21, 2017

Man's Rage at Marathon Cheaters Starting to Freak Friends Out

March 21, 2017/ Mark Remy
Man's Rage at Marathon Cheaters Starting to Freak Friends Out

"I'm like, Dude. Get a grip," says a coworker.

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March 21, 2017/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Cheating, Marathons, Rage
March 07, 2017

Marlboro Announces Half-Marathon Race Series

March 07, 2017/ Mark Remy
Marlboro Announces Half-Marathon Race Series

Cigarette maker targets "today's active smoker."

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March 07, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Marlboro, Racing, Sponsorships, Smokin'
February 21, 2017

Know Why We Don't Do Slideshows?

February 21, 2017/ Mark Remy
Know Why We Don't Do Slideshows?

Because they're bullcrap, that's why. If you agree, please consider supporting us.

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February 21, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Real
Support Dumb Runner, Pledge drive, Slideshows, Real
February 20, 2017

Here's How You Can #Run4Sweden

February 20, 2017/ Mark Remy
Here's How You Can #Run4Sweden

Join us in honoring those not lost in an attack that didn't happen.

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February 20, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Sweden, Never forget, Donald Trump
February 15, 2017

Meet the Dumbassadors

February 15, 2017/ Mark Remy
Meet the Dumbassadors

Congratulations to these six readers, who epitomize the Dumb Runner ethos.

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February 15, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Dumbassador, Brand ambassador, Marketing
February 05, 2017

Inspired by Forrest Gump, Man Runs Across U.S., Fights in Vietnam, Gets Shot in Buttocks, Becomes Table Tennis Champ, Buys Fleet of Shrimping Boats

February 05, 2017/ Mark Remy
Inspired by Forrest Gump, Man Runs Across U.S., Fights in Vietnam, Gets Shot in Buttocks, Becomes Table Tennis Champ, Buys Fleet of Shrimping Boats

"It's been a heck of an experience."

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February 05, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Forrest Gump, Vietnam, Shrimp, Table Tennis
January 31, 2017

Apply Now to Be a Dumb Runner #Dumbassador

January 31, 2017/ Mark Remy
Apply Now to Be a Dumb Runner #Dumbassador

Do you have what it takes to wear the Sash?

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January 31, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Dumbassador, Brand ambassador, Tom Sawyer, Whitewash, Marketing
January 29, 2017

With Executive Order, Trump Bans Metric Race Distances

January 29, 2017/ Mark Remy
With Executive Order, Trump Bans Metric Race Distances

For American runners, a farewell to the 5K—and more.

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January 29, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Racing, Metric system, Donald Trump
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